I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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