Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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