and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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