If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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