They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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