I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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