Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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