But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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