The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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