guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
is it fun? or sober?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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