Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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