how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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