The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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