id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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