OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You brought string cheese to the strip club
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
