I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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