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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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