No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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