just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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