pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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