Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand