yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
high people should be assigned attendants
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
