Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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