i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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