STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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