I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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