How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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