she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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