I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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