Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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