Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
