They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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