dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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