I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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