Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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