I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize
