i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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