***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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