Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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