tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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