you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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