i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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