Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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