you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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