i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Best friends brother. Beat that.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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