never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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