Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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