haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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