Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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