she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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