I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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