Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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