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I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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