Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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