Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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